I have been disappointed in the lack of humor you have displayed with respect to both Conservatives and Progressives in 2016. In fact, some of you have only contributed to laugh-out-loud caricatures of Conservatives by acting like one.
You seem to have struggled most with what’s worth a good laugh about Progressives. I hope you will not give up because there is going to continue to be so much material for Progressives to use for their standup comedy about Conservatives that you could end up not getting on nighttime talk shows. A conservative lampooning show in the style of the progressive satires in The Daily Show or Last Week Tonight cannot happen without you making a better effort to identify and exploit Progressives’ more eccentric traits. Therefore, I am offering a few ideas to get you started.
First: There are some things that are not funny to Progressives or Conservatives. For example, (1) the Progressives’ insistence on equal civil rights for all Americans, (2) the Progressives’ insistence on fair and equitable treatment under the law, and (3) the Progressives’ insistence on the right of everyone to have comparable K-12 education and healthcare access, regardless of socioeconomic class. These are the kinds of things that conservative comedians and commentators have tried to state as being absurd Progressive beliefs. However, many Conservatives would not find it funny that all Americans should have equal civil rights or that everyone deserves equal treatment under the law. Those who believe in excluding the LGBTQ community are dead serious about it. Don’t make jokes about progressive issues and positions that many Conservatives are dead serious about, whether for or against. Those jokes will fall flat (and, as you know, have fallen flat) unless your audience is full of White Nationalists. That’s currently too small an audience if you want to make a living with your comedy act.
What Conservatives could exaggerate for a set of jokes is Progressives’ pounding on the fact that Hillary Clinton “won” the popular vote in a landslide when the U.S. Constitution says that it’s the electors of the Electoral College who elect the next president and vice president (separately). The Electoral College is designed to add weight to the voices of less-populated states, a weighting that is a combination of the proportional representation of the House and the highly disproportional representation in the Senate. Telling Progressives to "read the Constitution" would be pretty ironic, since Progressives tell Conservatives to do the same quite frequently.
Also, December 19, 2016, is Election Day for the president and vice president, not November 8, 2016. Let’s see if Progressives stop whining after December 19, 2016. If not, they are flogging a dead horse and that would make a great political cartoon or a good slapstick comedy bit.
If Progressives want to win the White House, they need to understand the issues that face "Middle America" and convince those people that the Democrats are addressing those issues. And they need to stop using the term "progressive" or "liberal" when talking to farmers, manufacturing workers, manual laborers (electricians, plumbers, et al), and those who've been unemployed for a long time. Kind of makes their recent approach look clueless. Right? That one set of politically clueless missteps could make for a very funny, long sketch-- maybe more. All I can imagine is that they were thinking that presidents are elected by popular vote, but there could be funny alternative, made-up reasons for why they ignored the American Heartland. A decent conservative comedian should be able to come up with three suggested reasons off the top of her head.
Another unending source of jokes about some Progressives is their willingness to sign 85 Facebook petitions a day (often, without reading the text of the petition). Petitions? What do they change? Are they kidding? Another is their insistence that voters should read only reliable news sources that have checked the facts. Get the masses to read? Are they kidding? More than a headline? Are they kidding? Facts like the distortions stated in those petitions? Oh. Many don’t read the petitions before signing. And the petitions are not coming from reliable news sources. There's so much to work with there!
It doesn’t matter that your caricature doesn’t fit all or even most Progressives. The goal is to caricature a visible subset of the Progressives who make for good comedy.
What makes for good standup comedy are jokes about the personality quirks of Progressives—either collectively or individually. And, lucky for you, Progressives will not go quietly into the shadows come January 20, 2017. So, start practicing. If you want a test audience, ask some Progressives to see your act. They know what’s ridiculous about themselves—even those who are the very caricature that you draw. If it’s funny to them, it’s going to be hilarious to a conservative audience.
Sincerely (well maybe not so much),
--Patricia
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